Monday, 29 June 2015

Hilarious! How To Become A Native Doctor



A boy traveled to Lagos after his WAEC result was out so that his Uncle will help him get admission into the University of Lagos to study medicine and become a medical doctor.

The following conversation came up:

Boy: Uncle, I learnt it's difficult to gain admission into the university these days except you are well connected.

Uncle: That's true.

Boy: Since you are connected, I came to ask you if you can help me get admission into the university after my JAMB.


Uncle: That's true... am connected and I will help you.

Boy: Thank you Uncle

Uncle: You're welcome... so how is your result, is it WAEC or NECO and how many credits did you get?

Boy: Uncle, it's WAEC, I had only two credits in Agric and Yoruba language but I failed the rest.

Uncle: Well, that's not bad, you can still be a doctor, not a medical doctor really but native doctor (babalawo).... You will use your credit in agric in collecting herbs from the forest, and Yoruba language for incantations.

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