When Bingo Died

Who knew any Nigerian could be so pained by the death of a dog? After all, some Nigerian tribes even slaughter dogs to make a delicacy. How then could this poor man mourn the death of his dog so deeply to the extent that he is waiting for the same death that killed his dog to come kill him too? You will need to hear from the horse's mouth.

Are You Ready For A Little Bit Of Crazy?!

I have a question for you. Just one question, but before you answer the question, you'll have to read the story. So, here goes the question: Did this poor man whose story is below have a right to go crazy? And now, to his story:

This Senator Took A Trip To Hell, What He Found Was Shocking...

Enjoy this joke - it's politically correct (and it doesn't matter which country you're resident in!)

While walking down the street one day a Senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.

'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

The Adventure Of The Stolen Car

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

Proof That You Can't Outsmart A Nigerian

An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily, So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.

She Decided To Sneak Up On Her Husband, What Happened Will Make You Feel Sorry For Her...

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went.

Too Good To Be True!

When they say something is too good to be true, most times they mean it literally. In other words, just blink twice, clear your mind and jump and pass - it probably isn't true! This will make you laugh hard.

If Adam And Eve Had Been Chinese....

What do you think would have happened if Adam and Eve had been Chinese? We all would still probably be in the garden of Eden now, they would have made a delicacy and not settled for the fruit! Lol!

The Weird Things That Happen In A Chinese Call Center...

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

An Unfortunate Confession

If you have never understood the need to keep to time and never get late wherever you go, this politician's mistake will teach you in a hurry. It's always rather nice to learn from other people's mistakes rather than make your own. Plus, there is the additional benefit of having some laughter to share - howbeit at the poor man's expense.

14 Funny Sign Posts That Prove Communication Is Not Easy

Communicating isn't always as easy as we expect it to be. Sometimes, there is a language barrier and sign language seems insufficient. At other times, we all speak the same language, but just maybe in different ways. These sign posts will make you wonder if the language in question is still English. Some of them will just make you question the writer's intents and purposes. One thing is sure about each one of them though, they will make you laugh!

Proof That Teachers Are Blessed Indeed!

I have been a teacher at some point myself, so I know that one of the best times in a teacher's life is when it's time to mark test/exam scripts (provided they are not too many). It's always a great time because you get so much comic relief from reading student's amazingly creative answers. I remember thinking students either don't want to leave blank spaces on their test papers or just like to play smart with the weird answers they come up with. The answers to the questions below will definitely give you something to laugh about. Indeed, teachers are living the good life - it's humour on demand!

The Teacher Who Had No Brain

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:

10 Odd Things Only Weirdos Will Say

Weirdos say weird things, but the weird thing about what weird people say, is that many times, they make sense! Some times, they just make you love them less anyway (like number 1). Out of these 10 things weird people say, you'll probably find one or two that are actually true (like no 9, as funny as it sounds!)

The Sorry Story Of A Poor Old man

By the time you get to the end of this story, you'll feel very sorry for this poor old man. No one should ever have to go through anything so painful. As touching as his story is however, you might not be able to resist laughing - maybe one small chuckle or smile at least.

Patience Jonathan Is Back With A Bang!

If you have not seen this video, you are on a long thing! It's hilarious, you can't watch it for the first time and keep a straight face. Yes, Mama Peace is back, only it's not Patience herself but the notorious comedian called Ambassador wahala from Abuja. He put up the Mama Peace personality very nicely indeed.

Two Can Play That Game

Granted, intimate relationships in marriage can get complicated at times. Especially when the man and woman don't seem to be on the same page. But that's what marriage is all about, sometimes, it isn't as smooth and rosy as you expect it to be. However, whenever one party decides to turn the whole thing into a game, he/she should better remember that two can play that game. No matter what though, I think what this guy did was just plain wicked. Read this story and drop your comments. I'm sure y'all will agree (even the men) that it didn't have to go that far! 

What The Heck Is Happening To Marriages?!

A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: "I love you, sweetheart".

Is This Even Safe?!

I know Indians love to improvise, but how do you know how far is too far. I saw this contraption and the first thing that came to my mind was "is this safe?" I guess it probably is, don't mind me, I'm just very cautious respectful when it comes to electricity. To all those awesome people who know how to improvise well - my 2 cents:just don't get hurt!

The Atheists' Public Holiday

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.