Too Good To Be True!

When they say something is too good to be true, most times they mean it literally. In other words, just blink twice, clear your mind and jump and pass - it probably isn't true! This will make you laugh hard.

A senior friend asked me to wait for him in an eatery in Lagos. So I ordered a meal of about N1,500.00, an amount a gentleman can afford.

While eating and waiting, I noticed a man in a flowing 'agbada' walked in. About 50 seconds later, a man went to this man and told him he lost his wife and needed money to keep body and soul together. Immediately, the man gave him a million naira cheque out of pity---Waow! I was shocked!

Another man came in crying and said he lost his father and needed money for his burial, this good and benevolent man gave him a million naira cheque too!

So I told myself, "I can not be left out of this Bounty." and I began cooking a story in my mind, a pitiful lie I will also tell the man to receive my own N1 million.

I summoned a little bit of courage and went to where the 'rich' man was sitting. I told him I lost my grandfather and I needed money; I was crying hysterically!

While I was expecting this man to open his briefcase and give me a cheque too, I suddenly heard a noise from behind me,

"CUT! CUT!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERRUPT OUR FILM PRODUCTION!"

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