Weirdos say weird things, but the weird thing about what weird people say, is that many times, they make sense! Some times, they just make you love them less anyway (like number 1). Out of these 10 things weird people say, you'll probably find one or two that are actually true (like no 9, as funny as it sounds!)
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
4. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
5. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
6. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
7. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
8. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
9. Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
10. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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