Imagine you wake up one morning only to find the following under-listed as headlines in the national dailies, and they are confirmed true. Which one will amaze you the most?
1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre!
2. NEPA bill is N30 per month!
3. Governor Rotimi Amaechi marries Dame Patience!
4. Buhari picks Jonathan as vice president!
5. IBB contests for senator and won!
6. Zamfara is the new Capital of Nigeria!
7. Namadi sambo is the Chief Imam of Abuja Central Mosque!
8. Dangote is a gate-man in one of kano motor Park!
9. Shekkau becomes Minister of Defence, fighting against terrorism!
10. Nigeria becomes becomes worldgreatest super power.
Which one of the above will surprise you most???
Amaechi and Patience?!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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