16 Absolutely Funny Quotes!

Whoever thought up all these quotes is simple brilliant in a very amusing way. ?I'm particularly in love with no 6. How i wish it were true!

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a high price for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
9. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
10. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
11. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
12. Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
13. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
14. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
15. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
16. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Source: Rogerdarlington