A Newlywed Couple's First Time In London...

A newly wedded Hausa couple went to London and lodged in a hotel for their honeymoon.

In the middle of the night, his wife started screaming,"Bera! Bera!" (Bera being the Hausa word for mouse).

The husband called room service to lay a complain, but he didn't know the English word for 'bera', so this was their conversation:.Husband: "Alo? Is zat za room sabis"?

Room service: "Good evening sir. How can I help you?" 

Husband: "Walahi zia is sometin in za room-fa.Room service: "Pardon me sir, but what exactly is it?". Husband: Thinking critically..."Err.....u know za pim TOM and JERRY ko"?

Room service: "Yes sir, i know TOM & JERRY quite well."

Husband: "Tau! Wallahi za JERRY is here..

P.S: we mean no disrespect to our Hausa brothers!