Opinion: Ifeanyi Ubah - A Study In Betrayal (Keep Your Fuel)

Following the 'Mr nice guy' statement by the CEO of Capital oil, Ifeanyi Ubah on Sunday, an upset Nigerian has told Mr Ubah to throw his fuel into the lagoon. Ifeanyi Ubah had declared on Sunday that he would release 13 million litres of fuel that would last Nigerians for 15 days. This seems like some good news, so you would wonder what triggered this angry Nigerian's harsh response. Continue reading to find out.

[Photos] The Hilarious Side Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria

Even in these times when petrol has become the most precious commodity and PHCN has also decided now is the best time to play the disappearing trick, Nigerians must laugh! At least, na one way person go take comot stress, just laugh a bit jor!

Fuel Scarcity: Is There An End In View?!

Jokes have been made about the Yoruba man's ability to coin greetings for any situation whatsoever, even those things that don't seem to need a special greeting. You hear things like 'eku orun' (greeting for sleep), 'eku ojo' (for rain), 'eku oge' (during any form of beautification), and so on. The latest greeting going viral now however is 'eku fuel scarcity o'. Indeed, we should greet each other about this.