Friday 28 August 2015

Adamu Learns To Fly A Plane!


Adamu, an airplane cleaner, was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book entitled, "How To Fly An Airplane For Beginners - Volume 1" He opened the 1st page which said: To start the engine, press the red button. He did so, and the airplane engine started.

He was happy, and opened the next page: To set airplane moving, press the blue button. He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, so he opened the third page which said: To let airplane fly, please press the green button. He did so and the plane started to fly.

He was excited and very pleased with himself. He even thought to himself why pilots were paid so much money if it was so easy to fly a plane. After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he turned to the fourth page. He fainted after reading the instructions.

The fourth page said: To learn how to land a plane, please buy Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop.

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